untitld.

formerly sevenstoreyfall.

My name is Danniel/Danno/Danny. Whichever you prefer to call me. I'm here to entertain you with what entertains me, in hopes that you'll enjoy, as well as to offer my friendship, show some love, and extend a hand as best I can to whoever will ask

bloomacncheez:

doctorattanowinchesterholmes:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

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brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

I had a customer ask what came with the Chicken and Scallops meal, and when I started rattling off the fried rice and zucchini and onion etc., he asked “But does it come with chicken?”

These are just really… Somethin.

(via theportlygamer)