brb drowning myself in the toilet
I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.
I had a customer ask what came with the Chicken and Scallops meal, and when I started rattling off the fried rice and zucchini and onion etc., he asked “But does it come with chicken?”
These are just really… Somethin.